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&ldo;确实,想听民间小本版本的只有火燎嘴巴里才有。&rdo;陆八:&ldo;ˋ(°▽、°)明天去问他。&rdo;殿下威胁地眯眼:&ldo;敢,打断你的腿。&rdo;陆八:&ldo;……我想听民间小本版本的。&rdo;里德:&ldo;别问了,我演给你看,让你亲身体验如何?&rdo;陆八连滚带爬地滚回自己的铺位,钻进被窝:&ldo;睡、觉。&rdo;里德:&ldo;怕了?&rdo;陆八从兽毛被窝里伸脖子:&ldo;……夹死你。&rdo;orz。里德:&ldo;你倒是可以试试如何夹死一只机械剑齿虎。&rdo;陆八:&ldo;这个……变老虎似乎和原版本不符,犯规。&rdo;里德:&ldo;如何不符?在天朝古代,虎可不就被称为&ldo;大虫&rdo;么?&rdo;陆八想了想,决定不和一个有强大外星文化的外星人交流这等下作的不文明话题,于是双眼一闭:&ldo;算你狠。&rdo;听不见桌边边传来的嗤笑。听不见。再笑,明天把你衣服踹河里!……睡、觉。zzzzzzzzzz……作者有话要说:点击没见少……留言少了十几个我说……乃们………………………………我都日更了tat!!!!乃们就不能奖励奖励我么赖地打滚转圈~~(-3)要花要爪子要浮出水面!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~销魂波浪线攻击~~~~~皮埃斯:其实老虎才是大虫………………老子又没文化了~掩面,这个bug好大,老子改改改!!!谢谢免子!!!!88、马路:&ldo;三子,帝王号角的三长两短代表什么?&rdo;三子:&ldo;向北面进攻。&rdo;马路:&ldo;两短三长呢?&rdo;三子:&ldo;包抄。&rdo;马路:&ldo;一长三短呢?&rdo;三子:&ldo;……&rdo;马路:&ldo;昨晚没温习功课?&rdo;三子苦着脸:&ldo;老师,我爸不告诉我《变身法则》第三条的典故,我睡不着觉,我读不进书。&rdo;马路:&ldo;可是你吃得下饭。&rdo;三子:&ldo;……人是铁饭是钢,一顿不吃饿得慌。&rdo;……然后又开始上演戒尺抽鸭子的戏码。陆八百般无聊地偷偷打了个呵欠,坐他隔壁桌的德子早已习惯了似地,今天没有加入唱歌的队伍里,四下张望一番之后,悄悄地捅了捅他:&ldo;尊敬的王妃‐‐&rdo;&ldo;我叫陆八。&rdo;陆八一脸严肃的纠正。德子一怔,相比起三子没那么圆润的脸上闪过一丝羞涩:&ldo;那个,陆八……火种人会生锈么?&rdo;陆八放下遮住嘴的手,偏头想了想这个奇怪的问题,最后淡定地回答:&ldo;不会,但是我们的寿命只有你们的大约十分之一。&rdo;到2050年的统计,人类寿命达到110岁。&ldo;哦……没有关系,艾玛河水可以延长你的寿命。&rdo;德子不在意地点点头,随后眼珠一转,又说,&ldo;下个月我成人礼,能不能请你来?&rdo;&ldo;成人礼?&rdo;陆八双耳一竖,来了兴趣,&ldo;那是什么?&rdo;&ldo;就是成人了,我爹说,到时我会有75马克的哦,别看我现在才5马克。&rdo;说到这个,德子小小的脸上尽是得瑟,一扭脸,看见王妃殿下一脸的问号,拍了拍脑门,&ldo;马克是瓦特尔的长度单位,以后马路先生会教到‐‐1马克等于地球上的025米。&rdo;&ldo;一个月就长那么多?&rdo;德子脑袋摇晃得快掉下来似的:&ldo;我们一旦成人就会变成另一个形态了,我的家族战斗状态的猛兽是剑齿虎哦~~~&rdo;&ldo;哦~~剑齿虎很厉害?&rdo;昨天才被剑齿虎威胁过的某人不由自主地想捧场。&ldo;当然了‐‐能变成剑齿虎的可家族不多,其实除了殿下和火燎将军的家族之外,我们的可变化形态一般不超过5种。&rdo;德子扳着手指科普,看了陆八一眼之后,又道,&ldo;成人的外貌要持续几百年,希望到时我不要长出像火燎将军那样的胡子,说实话,我不太喜欢大胡子。&rdo;……可怜的火燎。掏出自带放水的小瓶子,陆八趁着教室里鸭飞猫跳还没歇下来,赶紧灌了几口水,见德子虎头虎脑的得瑟劲儿就忍不住逗他:&ldo;里德那样子你就喜欢?&rdo;德子两眼放光:&ldo;殿下最英俊了。&rdo;陆八淡定地点头,不与孩子的审美一般见识。德子:&ldo;我以前的志愿是嫁给殿下当王妃,不过被我爹知道了,抽了我一顿。&rdo;陆八:&ldo;噗‐‐&rdo;马路:&ldo;陆八!!上课敢喝水,罚!喝水还乱喷,罚!下午留堂补习礼仪课!!现在下课!&rdo;三子变回人形扑回自己的桌子上,气喘吁吁,小脸通红瞪了德子一眼:&ldo;你背着我勾搭王妃。&rdo;德子回瞥他一眼:&ldo;我邀请王妃下个月参加我的成人礼。&rdo;三子:&ldo;你这人真无耻,昨天明明是我先提起这件事的。&rdo;德子呲牙:&ldo;你下下个月才成人礼呢,谁让你晚生一个月,该!&rdo;陆八手忙脚乱地擦桌子,一边琢磨自己什么时候变得那么受欢迎了。忽然被德子嫩呼呼冰凉凉的小爪子一把抓住,陆八一个颤抖,有些不适应。德子不好意思地收回爪子,眯着眼转头冲三子扭曲一笑:&ldo;暖的。&rdo;三子一脸羡慕,一副也想来摸一把的渴望表情。&ldo;……&rdo;凉透了人也该拖出去埋了,陆八无言。德子拖着陆八的手:&ldo;王妃殿下,成人礼那天,我的&lso;结成礼&rso;可以邀请你完成么?&rdo;&ldo;那又是什么?&rdo;陆八有点头疼了‐‐哪来那么多特殊词汇啊。&ldo;就是行个礼啊。&rdo;三子小样子一眯,看样子似乎不爽地刚想发话,被德子一把捂住嘴,德子瞪了他一眼,转而笑嘻嘻地看着陆八回答。陆八又不傻,直觉其中有诈,刚想回答我得回去问问咱家里德,后来一想,他算个屁啊,于是心一横,就对自己狠了一把:&ldo;成。&rdo;这算是答应了。俩小家伙心满意足地收拾书包,屁颠屁颠地走了。临走之前,陆八还问德子要了今天的作业借来&ldo;参、考、参、考&rdo;‐‐他早就发现了,这小屁孩总是习惯在马路边说时候就边写今天的家庭作业,等马路说完了这小家伙也写完了。陆八昨天忍了一天没好意思要,今天答应帮人家忙了,于是要得叫个理直气壮。宝贝似地拎着德子的作业,陆八回到帝王帐,发现里德不在,琢磨着这时候他应该和火燎在后面的山地里练兵,陆八将作业丢到里德的那堆子奏折上,开始去其他的帐子里收衣服,准备拿去河边洗。途径自己拿苦命的飞行器,看着老伙计像个展览品似地,缺了一边翅膀摇摇欲坠地停在当初自己降落的地方,孤零零的,陆八每回都忍不住心酸一把‐‐好歹主人还能在帝王帐里打个地铺,这可怜的孩子放在这任人抚摸研究不说,最近连摸它的人都没有了。……因为都摸过了。飞行器就在那里,看的到,摸得到,可是就是修不了。小说里偷偷摸摸,今天一个螺丝钉明天一个转轮器,大后天拍拍屁股重新启动走人的戏码算是演不上了。……小说都是骗人的。……帝王心都是黑的。可能里德让陆八去洗衣服不过是给自己涂个乐子,所以其实陆八的活儿严肃地说起来并不算太重‐‐至少没重到能让他以&ldo;学业事业双修,忙到不得不平移同学作业&rdo;的借口理直气壮地抄作业。陆八只用洗领导阶级的衣服,好处就是人不多,而且一般领导不兴在泥土里打滚练兵,衣服干净,过过水晾干了手摸着似乎是干净了,那就算是干净了。德子的老爹是军副尉校,衣服也归陆八管,今天陆八去收衣服的时候,德子正好在,小屁孩捧着本巨大的瓦特尔星球原文书在看得入迷,听见响动,动作倒是快,小脸闪过一丝狠意,一把操起身边的匕首就要往上扑,等见来人是陆八,这才放下警惕,挠挠头,憨憨地笑:&ldo;陆八,来拿衣服?&rdo;陆八恩了一声,开始在衣服架子上往下捡衣服。德子想了想,放下书,爬下榻子,二话不说地帮陆八分担了一半:&ldo;走吧,我帮你。&rdo;说完头也不回地走出去,陆八看着孩子的背影,面上虽是平静,心中叫个波涛汹涌。那一刻,他明白了革命友谊的可贵。……陆八发誓,他再也不会嫌弃小屁孩了。小屁孩能给他作业抄。小屁孩能帮他洗衣服。里德熊么?里德只会嫌弃他长得老。最可耻的是,那人还一边嫌弃他还一边变着法子精神上调戏他。
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